So, uh, derrick, you never did answer me? Is my going on about how I (Jesus Christ, the guy who did not die for idiots like you) many times I got laid and wasted back when I was on earth enough to get me destroyed? If so, I really need to get out more and cause more havoc. Hey, what's the worst that'll happen to me? I'll be destroyed when your petty version of dad kills all the bad folks like me? Eh, fair trade. At least that way I won't have to spend an eternity with a bunch of self righteous cult members who are boring as hell.
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DESTROYED !
by Derrick inthe visiting co pointed out in his talk that "people who love to practice evil will be destroyed [very strong vocal emphasis on this word] !
" many of you insist he is referring to those whose only "sin" is not being a baptized jehovah's witness and their children.
after my experiences on the internet from ajwr to h2o to this forum, however, i'm beginning to appreciate that all is not "black" and "white" but many shades of gray, many hues of stunning colors, and a mixture.. why not use the words killed or executed to describe the fate of these evil people, i asked the co afterwards?
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Kangaroos and the Fossil Record
by Gedanken increationists like to attack evolution by attacking the "fossil record" as being incomplete; i.e., if something existed, for example, transitional states, then we should see evidence of them in the fossil record.
so, their argument is that if something existed, then we should see it in the fossil record.. let's take a look at the case of kangaroos.
we must assume, if we accept the notion of a global flood, that noah collected two kangaroos for his menagerie in the ark.
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when you said that you would make the disciples "fishers of men" perhaps what you meant to say was that you would make "men from fishes" .
Actually, that is what I said. Just so happens that with all these idiots translating the bible it didn't come out that way. Also, if the peole who translated Genesis would have gotten it right you would have a pretty good idea of how evolution works. Instead of translating it faithfuly they just made some stuff up and went and got smashed. Oh well.
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Condemned halls are fun.
by Pepper ini atended a condemned kingdom hall for a long time as a child, it looked like a shack where you would raise chickens.. i was condemned at lest four times that i know of for being so unsightly in the area.
the elders at the time would say we will have a weed digging gathering saturday can the sisters bring some food, and refreshments, so i remember going and one or two old brothers would show up and pull about fifteen weeds and go home.
what a joke, to grow up with.
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I know there's one old former hall that was sold to a carpet store who later sold it to a used book/video store. I can't remember if the Playboys are back in the literature counter or up on stage but I laugh my arse off everytime I go in there.
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HONESTLY, Do You Consider Yourself A Nice Person?
by minimus indo you really feel that you are a nice person or an unlikeable one?
when you were in a congregation, did you tend to get along with people?
were you contentious?
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No, I'm not a nice person. I don't get along with most people yet for some reason I love large groups. There are very few people in this world I'd actually be upset if they just disappeared tomarrow. I'll offer something if I can but my main goal is to get what I can out of anything (which is usually just my own enjoyment) and be on my way. I have no clue what the word "tact" means nor do I care to. Why take the long way to tell someone they're funny looking when you can just come out and say it?
Is this mean? Probably. Oh well, at least I'm honest enough to admit it.
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Diet Bias: Evolution vs. Creation
by patio34 in1. creation viewpoint: if one takes the bible literally, then it follows that all humans were vegetarian until the flood.
in fact, gen. 1:30 states that all creation ate vegetation.
one could deduce also from the bible that the carnivore/prey cycle is not god's original plan and that possibly it would be done away with in a paradise earth (isaiah somewhere).
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Most people I know are creationist and they eat meat and lots of it.
Kind of says something about how much they've evolved doesn't it?
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DESTROYED !
by Derrick inthe visiting co pointed out in his talk that "people who love to practice evil will be destroyed [very strong vocal emphasis on this word] !
" many of you insist he is referring to those whose only "sin" is not being a baptized jehovah's witness and their children.
after my experiences on the internet from ajwr to h2o to this forum, however, i'm beginning to appreciate that all is not "black" and "white" but many shades of gray, many hues of stunning colors, and a mixture.. why not use the words killed or executed to describe the fate of these evil people, i asked the co afterwards?
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So, just out of curiosity, when I talk about how dad (commonly known to most of you as god or Jehovah but more commonly known up here as Spanky) like watching pornos and getting drunk, not to mention my numerous rants against the JW's or their warped version of dad and I, is that slanderous? If so, will I destroy myself? How would that work out because it was just a huge mess last time I died.
Just curious.
Edited by - Jesus Christ on 30 October 2002 0:19:3
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Will God intervine?
by kelsey007 inor is this life on earth only a testing or proving ground for an eternal life elsewhere?
as jw's we were taught that god will intervine in the world and bring the earth to a unified state under a theocratic government.
so, is man capable of maintaining the earth without intervention from a "higher source"?
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Will God intervine?
No.
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Drugs/family question
by Jesus Christ ini've got a question for you and just want to see how other people would have acted.
this story is not about me, of course, because i'm jesus and all but instead involves this guy that i know and will be writing from his point of view.
my wife's family is mostly great and i get along with them wonderfuly and always have.
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Hi everyone. I've got a question for you and just want to see how other people would have acted. This story is not about me, of course, because I'm Jesus and all but instead involves this guy that I know and will be writing from his point of view.
My wife's family is mostly great and I get along with them wonderfuly and always have. Her brother is a great guy and so is his wife of the past couple of years but unfortunately her kids from previous relationships are horrible (as is most of her family). Her oldest son is 15. He has already gotten into trouble with the courts for drug charges. He's also beaten his mom up twice because she would throw his drugs out when she found them. She wasn't going through his stuff or anything, he just leaves it out in the open around the house where others, including his middle school brother and elementry school sister can get to them. One time when my brother-in-law and his wife went out of town for their aniversary he called their hotel acting like it was an emergency when he thought his mom had done something with his bong. He's in just about every class for bad kids that you can imagine. In short, I really can't think of anything positive to say about this kid at all.
Anyway, now that I've got the background info out here's the real story and point of this post.
My wife and I were at a fair a few weeks ago and ran into this idiot kid and his new girl friend. As it turns out, the girl is the niece of one of my wife's best friends (as in my wife was the maid of honor in her friend's wedding a year ago). A day or two later when wife and friend were talking my wife told her friend that the two were dating and warned her about what a truly little jerk this kid is. Well, long story short is the warning got back to my sister-in-law and she called last night angry at my wife. She was upset that my wife had warned her friend about her kid. To his credit (according to his mom) he only beat her up twice and has been doing really well on his drug charges induced probation. She also said that in the future she would appreciate it if we wouldn't talk about what he's done.
So what do you think? Would you have warned your friend about her niece's boyfriend if you were in that situation?
Thanks for any replies.
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Kangaroos and the Fossil Record
by Gedanken increationists like to attack evolution by attacking the "fossil record" as being incomplete; i.e., if something existed, for example, transitional states, then we should see evidence of them in the fossil record.
so, their argument is that if something existed, then we should see it in the fossil record.. let's take a look at the case of kangaroos.
we must assume, if we accept the notion of a global flood, that noah collected two kangaroos for his menagerie in the ark.
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Sad to say but yes, there are actually very large numbers of people like this. What's even more frightening is that not are there only special colleges that offer full curiculums based on their warped view of the bible but many of these people are doing all that they can to push it off in the public school systems in hopes of recruiting more, little, idiots. Scary isn't it?
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New WTBS Fun.
by Trauma_Hound inkingdom hall fun.
i was around thinking about some things to do, the next time you happen to be in a kingdom hall (ack).. 1. at the memorial, partake of the emblem, when you get the unlevened bread passed to you, whip out a packet of peanut, butter and jelly, and a butter knife, spread some on one of the peices of the bread, and chow down.
make a remark to yourself, about having to do something about the taste, they're kind of plain you know.. 2. when you get passed the whine, chug the entire glass, and ask for a refill, alternativly, just the entire glass, and state, at least they could have gotten a better wine.. 3. at the next df'ing, right after they make the announcement, boo and hiss.
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#1. - Talk about how you always thought I would taste better.
#10. - Reminds me of a wedding reception I went to. There was a guy (J as we all called him) in my hall who's mom went there and he was the biggest burn out you've ever seen. I'm talking he's the guy you point to when trying to scare kids away from doing drugs. Anyway, Sister Perfect and Brother Elder got married and had one of the most boring receptions I've ever been too. A somewhat fast song (Oh What a Night) came on and J thought he'd go do his strange version of dancing which involved lots of jumping around. Long story made short, J didn't wear underwear that night and his zipper couldn't quite hold up under all the jumping. When someone pointed out that little J was flapping about way outside of his pants he starts laughing manically and comes over to me and very loudly talks about how all the sisters there that night just saw the best dick they'd seen in years and the new bride should be so lucky to see another dick like that later in the night. I miss J. He was such a fun guy!
Edited to add no, J isn't short for Jesus, its short for Jason as well as some of the things he would smoke.
Edited by - Jesus Christ on 28 October 2002 2:25:24